i need just a plain black, blank (un printed) lanyard. one of those things that goes around the neck and has a clip on the end for keys and stuff. where can u find a place that sells them. i just need one, not like 50 or whatever.

You can probably get them at any office supply store. They are definitely availalbe at Office Depot, or online at http://www.officedepot.com/a/products/834608/Inch-Breakaway-Lanyard-with-Keyring/ They cost $1.60.

OfficeMax also has lanyards—and for a penny less. :

http://www.officemax.com/omax/catalog/sku.jsp?skuId=20096227&searchString=lanyard&category_Id=null

I have also seen them at Staples stores, but online, Staples only sells them by the dozen.

Good luck!!

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